15 May, 2013
"Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them."
-beauty tips by Miss Piggy herself
23 April, 2013
googling “early signs of pregnancy” is alarming
sensitivity to smells
nakedness when clothes are removed
9 April, 2013