February 2012
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Girl handing out flyers on campus: Help Tri-Sig raise money to get a new house!
Me: As a student at this university that is in no way affiliated with the Greek system, I will, without a doubt, donate the little bit of money that I have to your sorority so that you can get a new Barbie dream house. ALL I WANT is for you to live in a mansion and I can only thank you for allowing me to contribute to this shared dream. Let's make the world a better place.
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“…even if you let the candidates jabber like magpies about anything that...”
– Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72 sounds very much like the current slate of candidates for the American presidential election
and France’s, if we’re being honest
today on my radio show a listener called in and sang to me.
it was fantastic.
aaaaannd now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Um
I know this isn’t the place to go to celebrate this
buutttttttt
a link that I submitted yesterday on reddit is now the top result on /r/psychedelicrock
does anyone on tumblr care
no
okay
carry on
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in news completely unrelated to my previous...
…there is more drunken confusion. More specifically, I just noticed that I followed someone on twitter with the exact same name as this guy that I hooked up with one time and I had a minor freakout that went a little something like: “WHAT STOP WHEN DID I FOLLOW THIS GUY ON TWITTER??? IN WHAT STATE WAS I IN WHEN I DECIDED THAT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?!? WHAT A SOCIAL FAUX PAS. LEMME...
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Celebrating Mardi Gras like any other New Orleans...
aka getting drunk at home
facebook memes and pinterest are perfect examples of what happens when the internet’s power falls into the wrong hands.
also the paul mccartney tag on here.
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“If someone doesn’t make you laugh, they need to get out of your bed. Intimacy...”
– Ryan O’Connell’s Reasons Why You Should Stop Hooking Up With Someone from Thought Catalog
Things that I have done today whilst...
reddit for hours
scheduled a nipple piercing
bought a tapestry and talked to some woman who worked at a head shop
cleaned my bedroom from top to bottom
ate nachos, got bored, threw them away
smoked
wished I hadn’t thrown those nachos in the trash
made a tumblr post. this one.
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Me: I'll be back, I'm going to smoke.
My friend: I thought you were taking a tolerance break.
Me: I am.
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Valentine’s Day was so bizarre.
What is it about that holiday that makes people act funky?
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mother funkers
Today in my world music class, we were talking about the Grammys (yeah) and a guy raised his hand and said this:
“This just reminds me so much of this picture that I saw on facebook the other day. It was a picture with lyrics from a band from the 60s [which he never identified] next to lyrics from Justin Bieber’s song “Baby” and it just makes you think - what happened to...
ho0ker:
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
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who the fuck is paul mccartney →
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"nouveau-hippie" = "insufferable asshole"
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25 People Who Think Whitney Houston Was Stung To... →
fuks:
Plot twist you all shut the fuck up about the Grammys
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spexy-beast:
The Smiths//Sheila Take a Bow
promqueen-necromancy:
Count Five- “Psychotic...
“I’m too fucking busy, and vice versa.”
– Dorothy Parker (via wetdreamsofamericanteens)