February 2012
We lost a Monkee today. Don't tell Marcia Brady. →
if you have a full beard, the chances that I’ll go out with you increase so exponentially that it’s not even calculable
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There’s this apartment building up the block from my apartment that looks really swanky from the outside. Whenever I pass by, I always try to get a glimpse of the lobby of the building through the little windows because the architecture and design is really cool. The building actually used to be an old hotel.
Today my friend and I were walking down the street and he asked,
“Do you...
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And you know that women never really faint
And that villains always blink their...
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It's kind of ironic that Pitchfork posted a video...
It’s not even because I dislike the idea of Pitchfork. I mean, I do. I do truly of hate the idea that people go to a website to internalize another person’s opinion and make it their own. Tons of websites do that and always will, but what infuriates me is the fact that Pitchfork does it so badly.
Their reviewing style reeks of bias and pretention and the point system truly...
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Ringo's Starr's MS Paint art. →
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Girl handing out flyers on campus: Help Tri-Sig raise money to get a new house!
Me: As a student at this university that is in no way affiliated with the Greek system, I will, without a doubt, donate the little bit of money that I have to your sorority so that you can get a new Barbie dream house. ALL I WANT is for you to live in a mansion and I can only thank you for allowing me to contribute to this shared dream. Let's make the world a better place.
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…even if you let the candidates jabber like magpies about anything that...
– Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72 sounds very much like the current slate of candidates for the American presidential election
and France’s, if we’re being honest
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today on my radio show a listener called in and sang to me.
it was fantastic.
aaaaannd now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Um
I know this isn’t the place to go to celebrate this
buutttttttt
a link that I submitted yesterday on reddit is now the top result on /r/psychedelicrock
does anyone on tumblr care
no
okay
carry on
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in news completely unrelated to my previous...
…there is more drunken confusion. More specifically, I just noticed that I followed someone on twitter with the exact same name as this guy that I hooked up with one time and I had a minor freakout that went a little something like: “WHAT STOP WHEN DID I FOLLOW THIS GUY ON TWITTER??? IN WHAT STATE WAS I IN WHEN I DECIDED THAT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?!? WHAT A SOCIAL FAUX PAS. LEMME...
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Celebrating Mardi Gras like any other New Orleans...
aka getting drunk at home
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facebook memes and pinterest are perfect examples of what happens when the internet’s power falls into the wrong hands.
also the paul mccartney tag on here.
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If someone doesn’t make you laugh, they need to get out of your bed. Intimacy...
– Ryan O’Connell’s Reasons Why You Should Stop Hooking Up With Someone from Thought Catalog
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Things that I have done today whilst...
reddit for hours
scheduled a nipple piercing
bought a tapestry and talked to some woman who worked at a head shop
cleaned my bedroom from top to bottom
ate nachos, got bored, threw them away
smoked
wished I hadn’t thrown those nachos in the trash
made a tumblr post. this one.
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Me: I'll be back, I'm going to smoke.
My friend: I thought you were taking a tolerance break.
Me: I am.
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Valentine’s Day was so bizarre.
What is it about that holiday that makes people act funky?