…there is more drunken confusion. More specifically, I just noticed that I followed someone on twitter with the exact same name as this guy that I hooked up with one time and I had a minor freakout that went a little something like: “WHAT STOP WHEN DID I FOLLOW THIS GUY ON TWITTER??? IN WHAT STATE WAS I IN WHEN I DECIDED THAT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?!? WHAT A SOCIAL FAUX PAS. LEMME DIE REAL QUICK.” 

Then I realized that it wasn’t the same person and that there are about 6 million Chris Kellys on this cosmic rock known as the planet earth.